ck's archive: inter-gender relationships

I'd forgotten that my mother and sister are among my loyal readers. For that matter, I'm always surprised at how many of my friends read my website regularly. You people should leave comments so I know who you are! But I digress. so my sister was IM'ing me yesterday. Apparently she and my mother have concluded that I have a girlfriend. we'll have to wait and see as to the truth of that conclusion...

But my sister also mentioned that I'm a moron and all through high school, there were girls hitting on me without my noticing. so I've come up with the reason for how that all works in high school:

if(message_from_girl.parse() == "unintelligible") {
  if(social_class == "nerd") {
    message_from_girl.discard();
    resume_previous_activities();
  } else {
    flirt();
  }
 }