Lost Dream (1 comment)
I've only seen one episode of Lost, but with all the talk of its recent season finale, it showed up in my dreams last night. In my imagination, the show's hobbit got tired of all the drama and sat down with the castaway's shadowy nemesis to try and sort things out. After the meeting, the monster changed the color of its manifestation from black to white and stopped attacking people. It even went so far as to make them coffee every morning as a sign of apology for the misunderstanding. You see, the creature is a supernatural being under the employ of Folgers, assigned to protect their secret instant coffee crystal mine and the elves who work in it (cousins of the Keebler clan, iirc). He had gotten the impression that the trespassers on the island were spies sent by Sanka to sabotage the operation.
In equally absurd news, The 700 Club is selling indulgences online. The pricing scheme is curious, though. God would forgive me for marrying a dude, but it would cost me almost as much as forgiveness for a rape, a murder, and practicing Judaism all put together.