ck's archive: culinary emergency

15:48 MellieMel> chris!
15:48 MellieMel> chris get online RIGHT NOW
15:49 MellieMel> I just put the cheesecake in the oven
15:49 MellieMel> and it has COMPANY in there.
15:49 MellieMel> and I do NOT know what to do.
15:49 BlackIsis> Is that code for something?
15:49 MellieMel> dead mouse.
15:49 BlackIsis> Ew!
15:49 MellieMel> in oven/
15:49 MellieMel> stinks.
15:49 MellieMel> oven at 450 already
15:49 BlackIsis> ick!
15:49 MellieMel> didn't checfk to see if it was empty
15:49 MellieMel> am VERY UNHAPPY
15:49 BlackIsis> yuckyuckyukcykc!
15:49 MellieMel> and CHEESECAKE IN THER NOW
15:49 MellieMel> do I ge tit out>
15:49 MellieMel> I guess I take it out.
15:50 MellieMel> CHRIS!
15:50 BlackIsis> I think the cheesecake....not so great anymore.
15:50 MellieMel> it just went in a whole minute ago!
15:50 MellieMel> fuckinghellgoddamnshitass.
15:50 BlackIsis> Get it out!
15:50 Upholder> yipe
15:50 MellieMel> CHRIS!
15:50 BlackIsis> GET IT OUT WOMAN!
15:50 MellieMel> ok
15:50 MellieMel> but there's DEATH IN THERE NOW
15:50 MellieMel> we cna't 4eat it.
15:50 BlackIsis> Yeah, that is gross.
15:50 MellieMel> it
15:50 MellieMel> s allready comtamionated.
15:50 MellieMel> panicpanicpanic
15:51 BlackIsis> I would freak out too.
15:51 Upholder> comtamionated.
15:51 MellieMel> do not fuck with me I have rodent flavor cheesecake in the
         oven.
15:51 BlackIsis> :(
15:51 Upholder> that needs to be your next blog title.
15:52 MellieMel> sigh.
15:52 MellieMel> ok. I will put away the groceries that I lefto ut in
         preparation for hte quiche I was to make after the cheesecake
         came out.
15:53 MellieMel> then I plan to drink very much.
15:53 MellieMel> and read tv recaps for shows I've never seen.
15:53 BlackIsis> Tomorrow is for drinking.
15:53 MellieMel> because I am very unhappy at the waste of this cheesecake.
15:53 BlackIsis> I do not blame you!
15:53 MellieMel> I spent a lot on groceries.
15:53 MellieMel> I may yet cry over spilled mousecake.
15:53 BlackIsis> I am glad I have not had to deal with mce yet :(
15:53 BlackIsis> I would freak out.
15:54 BlackIsis> and make my brother take care of them.
15:54 Pooky> That reminds me of the day my aunt put a roastbeef in teh oven and
       inadvertendly set the pyrolyse thing on.
15:54 Pooky> Err not roastbeef... is was an apple pie.
15:55 BlackIsis> Those are kind of different.
15:55 BlackIsis> One is made of meat.
15:55 MellieMel> I am freaking out and hope ck will take care of it.
15:55 BlackIsis> MellieMel: He better!
15:55 BlackIsis> What else is a husband for!?
15:55 MellieMel> He will when he get shome, I'm sure. but that's in an hour!
15:56 BlackIsis> how the heck does a mouse get in the oven?
15:56 CmdrKuehn> huh. I should probably go home early.
15:57 MellieMel> perhaps.
15:57 BlackIsis> Why aren't you home already!?
15:57 MellieMel> if you mail out that you're going home to save your wife from
         a dead mouse in teh oven, you WILL be labelled whipped.
15:57 MellieMel> I know your officemates.
15:57 MellieMel> and you are not whipped.
15:57 MellieMel> so it is up to you.
15:57 MellieMel> but this mouse? totally rasty.
15:57 MellieMel> er, roasty.
15:57 BlackIsis> MellieMel: Whatever you do, I would recommend you put the oven
         on a cleaning cycle shortly after.
15:57 MellieMel> and your cheesecake tonight? Totally out of a box.
15:58 BlackIsis> This is clearly an emergency. It is not whipping.
15:58 BlackIsis> It is grosstastic.
16:06 BlackIsis> Ew.
16:08 MellieMel> deep ew.
16:08 BlackIsis> Indeed.
16:10 BlackIsis> MellieMel: I'm going to have nightmares tonight now.
16:10 BlackIsis> Ew.
16:10 BlackIsis> Freak out city.
16:10 MellieMel> word
16:10 BlackIsis> And I didn't even see it!

time passes as I drive home...

16:28 * CmdrKuehn has saved the day.
16:28 BlackIsis> thank god!
16:28 BlackIsis> Was the mouse destroyed!?
16:28 CmdrKuehn> no.
16:29 CmdrKuehn> well, sorta.
16:29 BlackIsis> Ack!
16:29 * MellieMel blushes
16:29 CmdrKuehn> divide by zero error?
16:29 BlackIsis> ew
16:29 BlackIsis> what?
16:29 MellieMel> It was a breadstick.
16:29 BlackIsis> oh.
16:29 MellieMel> I panicked over a breadstick.
16:29 MellieMel> a very charred breadstick.
16:29 CmdrKuehn> :)
16:29 MellieMel> Black and Tan.
16:29 MellieMel> Small.
16:29 MellieMel> Tasty.
16:29 BlackIsis> On the upside....cheesecake, still good!
16:29 MellieMel> truth! and the oven is re-pre-heating!
16:29 BlackIsis> Woo!
16:30 Upholder> yay re-pre-heating!
16:31 Upholder> and your next blog entry should still be titled: "do not fuck
        with me I have rodent flavor cheesecake in the oven."