ck's archive: they're winning

All this terrorism has affected my way of life! Aaron, Sarah, and I went to the union to play billiards over the weekend, and the big rock of talc at the desk was missing. Upon inquiry, I learned that it had been seen as a great place to put some anthrax, so now to get talc, one has to ask the clerk for it, take the bottle of baby powder from the clerk, administer the talc to the hand (in clerk's sight), and return the bottle.

But I'm much better at pool than I remember.