Melanin Theft (0 comments)
I was lying in bed this morning, not quite awake, and thinking, which is always a bad sign. I've determined that in order to maintain the stereotypes around campus, uiuc's administration has setup engineering buildings (most notably DCL and Everitt) to actively steal melanin from the students who matriculate there, and deposit in in the dermal layers of students on the other side of green street. The man is holding the engineers down, making us look pasty and white while the LAS crowed is prepped for skin cancer.
Eddie's almost ready to go. I have my website up and running on it on a test basis. PHP 4.2 changes the default behavior with global variable availability, so I had to change something in almost every part of the site. but it's mostly working, and eddie has some more cooling, so as soon as I get email up and running, it's ready to go into production. So exciting!