Heart Attack Grill (3 comments)
I'm a fan of Heart Attack Grill in Chandler, AZ. It's a restaurant founded on a simple premise: they serve good food with no regard to health or personal responsibility (any patron weighing in at over 350 lb gets a free burger). They make that much clear right on the front door:
Their fries are cut fresh and deep fried in 100% lard. They look a lot like the fries that Murphy's Pub serves here in Champaign, but they taste so much better:
Burgers are available with one, two, three, or four half-pound patties. This last time, I went with the "Triple Bypass Burger," with 24 ounces of beef:
Anyone who finishes a triple or quad burger gets a free ride back to their car in the victory wheelchair, pushed along by one of the waitresses nurses:
All in all, I feel like they're doing a pretty good job catering to my demographic. Next time, I think I'll be ready for the quad.